Any pimp worth his salt will have more than his fair share of good stories to tell. Pimp stories will range from the crazy, to the bizarre. I have done a lot of things in my life and consider pimping to be a defining chapter in my life. I learned a lot through my pimping experiences in not just how to manipulate women or make money, but the pimping stories I’ve got from my years as a pimp have helped me to understand human nature better. My pimp stories have also helped me understand who I am as a person better.
My first pimp story that I want to share is about how I turned out my first bitch. It’s an important story in my opinion because I never got at this bitch because I wanted to fuck her, right from the beginning I was trying to make money off of her but I wasn’t sure how I was going to do it. My thinking at first was that this bitch was sexy and she should be a model. If she was going to be a model, I should be her manager and get a cut. I started talking to her saying that she should be a model and my player instinct told me that this bitch was no prude, she was a hoe. If I told her she could make money getting fucked by a football team on camera, I could talk her into it. But first and foremost I realized that this bitch wanted to fuck me so I looking at the situation, I thought I could turn this bitch into a porn star and make some money off her ass. Well, the way things ended up was that she did end up fucking a football team and making me a lot of money, there just wasn’t a camera around.
My next pimping story that I wanted to share on this website was the first night where I had two of my bitches living with me together. Now if you’re a pimp and you’ve been in this situation before, you probably know it’s not easy. The bottom bitch feels like she’s losing you to another bitch. The new bitch feels intimidated by the bottom bitch and you got to take control of the situation right away otherwise shit can get out of control very quickly. I actually remember this day like it was yesterday. I remember when I was pimping my bottom bitch alone, which lasted quite a while before I got a new bitch, almost two months of just us.. I remember making a lot of money but thinking to myself I’m not a real pimp. A real pimp has multiple hoes, I’m just a dude that’s making money off of his girlfriend fucking other dudes. That day I started feeling like a real pimp and it was the first day of the rest of my life. It was sink or swim that day and not only did I swim, I became a shark.
When bitches get out of line, it can sometimes be a real messy situaiton. This pimp story I am going to share with you is about a time my bottom bitch got way out of line. It was a day that started with drama but because of the way I handled it, it didn’t end in drama – it ended in her sleeping at the end of my bed kissing my feet telling me how sorry she was and how it will never happen again. That’s one reason why this story is important to me, because I turned that bitch around so quick her head was spinning. She went from thinking she could stand up to me and tell me how things we’re going to be, to kissing my feet begging for forgiveness. But the other reason this story is important is because she was my bottom bitch and I thought we were done, I was ready to kick her out on her ass but something she did made me reconsider. I ended up keeping her around and that bitch from that day on made me more money than any other bitch I ever had.
Pimp Story: Drop A Bitch
The hardest time I ever had being a pimp was when I had to drop a bitch completely. See often times you become a bitches daddy, she becomes dependent on you, she needs you, she loves you and there’s nothing more that a bitch wants out of life then to bring you money and make you happy. When you take that away from a bitch, it can be one of the hardest things they’ve ever had to deal with. Now say a bitch took some money out your pocket when you were sleeping, it’d be easy to beat the shit out of that bitch and throw her out like garbage. But how about when a bitch has been with you for 5 years, she started when she was 32 and fine as fuck, and now she 37 and can’t keep up with your other bitches? She been a good bitch the whole time, very loyal, she even helped you train some of your other bitches who made you a lot of money. But now that bitch old and it’s time for her to go – you know it. I’ve been in that kind of situation a couple times over my pimpin career and it never got any easier.
When you have a bitch stolen from you from another pimp it can rip you up. Unlike being cheated on by a wife it’s not that you loved the bitch. In my case when I had a bitch stole from me it was that I didn’t think it was possible. I simply got out pimped by a better, more experienced pimp. But as a pimp, you might have a bitch thats giving you problems or a bitch you recently got that had been a hoe before, or a bitch that for whatever reason is just a shady bitch. If some experienced pimp came along and took her from you, it wouldn’t be the end of the world because you could blame it on a million different things. However if you have a bitch that you turned out and she had been tricking for you for 6 months making you good money and you thought your game was tight with that bitch and then out of no where that bitch don’t come home. You go out and find that bitch and end up realizing you can’t do anything about it cause your bitch chose someone else – it can be real tough. I got around it and made it past it because I got a lot of help from the pimp who stole her from me (of all people!) and so it shook me for a week or two but it no longer bothers me. I hope this story will help show you that one day it will happen to you and how you can get past it.
All of my pimp stories are my personal stories and I was thinking I should add a lot more on here when I get the time to do it because I have a lot of stories that I could share. The point of me posting my stories isn’t so I can brag or I can reminiscing infront of a public audience. Each story I share is for a specific reason and I wish someone had told me similar stories when I was starting out so I could avoid some of the situations I got into or at least have been better prepared. I hope y’all enjoy these pimp stories.